PGA Tour 2017 Awards Show – The Trainy’s
Updated: Nov 15, 2021
What could possibly go wrong when 3 guys drink lots of booze and host their own PGA Tour Award Show? Cue the music and let the craziness begin.
Brian Harman (#10 on the money list, won wells fargo, had 54 hole lead at US Open)
Xander Schauffele (Great name and rookie run to win Tour Championship. Beautiful swing. 24 years young. SD roots)
Ollie Schniederjans (Name, no hat, stinger that rivals Tiger)
Mr. Par Train
Charley Hoffman (The guy is a grinder, great simple swing, long hair, loves a stogie and rocks a green glove)
Pat Perez (Basically the new John Daly)
First Lady of Golf
Allison Stokke (“Would risk it all for her”)
Hey, google, “Funny pole vault.”
Gravity? Not with these quads.
I’m going to ram this so deep in the ground and beat my personal record
Allison Stokke. Suddenly I’m a pole vault fan.
P.S. Pole vaulters have the best bodies of all female athletes – FACT
Gerber Baby Presents Baby Back Bitch Award
Golf Coach of the year
Tiger – Asst. Captain President Cup
Instagolfer of the year
Spieth chip in walk off, chest bump, rake throw
Spieth Open Champ comeback
Sergio Masters win
Golfer of the year