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PGA Tour 2017 Awards Show – The Trainy’s

Updated: Nov 15, 2021

What could possibly go wrong when 3 guys drink lots of booze and host their own PGA Tour Award Show? Cue the music and let the craziness begin.

Awards Categories

Mr. Extracurriculars


  1. Dustin Johnson

  2. Dustin Johnson

  3. Dustin Johnson

Silent Killer


  1. Brian Harman (#10 on the money list, won wells fargo, had 54 hole lead at US Open)

  2. Xander Schauffele (Great name and rookie run to win Tour Championship. Beautiful swing. 24 years young. SD roots)

  3. Ollie Schniederjans (Name, no hat, stinger that rivals Tiger)

Mr. Par Train


  1. Charley Hoffman (The guy is a grinder, great simple swing, long hair, loves a stogie and rocks a green glove)

  2. Pat Perez (Basically the new John Daly)

First Lady of Golf


  1. Allison Stokke

  2. Allison Stokke (“Would risk it all for her”)

  3. Hey, google, “Funny pole vault.”

  4. Gravity? Not with these quads.

  5. I’m going to ram this so deep in the ground and beat my personal record

  6. Allison Stokke. Suddenly I’m a pole vault fan.

P.S. Pole vaulters have the best bodies of all female athletes – FACT

Gerber Baby Presents Baby Back Bitch Award


  1. Bubba

  2. JT

  3. Charley Hoffman

Golf Coach of the year


  1. Tiger – Asst. Captain President Cup

Instagolfer of the year 


Best moment


  1. Spieth chip in walk off, chest bump, rake throw

  2. Spieth Open Champ comeback

  3. Sergio Masters win

Golfer of the year


  1. JT

  2. Spieth

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